Wednesday, April 22nd, 8:00pm
Mr. Splindle and Edward
Mr. Splindle: So what were you doing before, Edward?
Edward: I worked for a man… er… I was an apprentice of sorts.
Mr. Splindle: And that idea died, did it?
Edward: It dyed the wrong colour completely.
Mr. Splindle: And what do you like to do for fun?
Edward: Do you mean what are my hobbies?
Mr. Splindle: No! No, not at all. This isn’t an interview! It’s what you might call a recruitment! No, I just want to know what sorts of things might be distracting you from our little venture.
Edward: Well, I like to look at girls.
Mr. Splindle: So you like pussy, eh son? A man after my own heart.
Edward: (frowning) That’s not what I said.
Mr. Splindle: What are you talking about then, lad?
Edward: I like to look at GIRLS, not CATS.
Mr. Splindle regards him for a moment.
Edward: And I don’t like dogs.
Mr. Splindle: (pats him on the knee and smiles) Son, the cats we’re going to see tonight’ll have you howling like a dog at the moon.
Next stop: Thursday, April 23rd, 6:00pm
Author’s note: These Scenes are written independently, occasionally featuring the same character from a former scene. Please click on the names in the tags to follow a character’s story. (Mr. Splindle) (Edward)