Tuesday, September 2nd, 3:00pm
Andrea and Lacey
Andrea: So, she told me she’s, like, so skinny and when I get there? It’s like, who IS this fat chick?
Lacey: Don’t you just hate it when people do that? They tell you one thing online…
Andrea: …and then I know! You find out they’re like nothing like they said they were going to be.
Lacey: It’s like remember that guy…
Andrea: Oh shit yeah! That guy who told Billy he was straight and then….
Lacey: No, that other guy…
Andrea: Oh the one who Martina met in the park? The one who, like, showed up with all this suit of armour shit?
Lacey: Yeah, that one. Didn’t he…
Andrea: (laughing) Oh yeah that’s right. He had to go to the bathroom and… (looks across the aisle at a middle aged man) What the fuck are you looking at?
Andrea sits back in her seat and pulls at the gum in her mouth, stretching it.
Andrea: (quietly to Lacey) Do you believe people these days? Jeez!
Next stop: Wednesday, September 3rd, 1:00pm