18. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Thursday, September 18th 4:00pm
The Darkness (the bus driver, everyone else on the bus)

 

The Darkness: (shouting) I AM THE DARKNESS!! I AM THE DARKNESS!!

The Darkness: (stands) I AM THE DARKNESS!!

The bus driver stops the bus and walks back to The Darkness

The bus driver: I’m sorry sir, but you’re going to have to get off the bus.

The Darkness: (one octave higher as though explaining) I AM THE DARKNESS!

The bus driver: I get that sir, but you’re going to have to leave now.

The Darkness: (walks toward the door, mumbling) I am The Darkness.

Everyone else on the bus applauds.

 

Next stop: Thursday, September 19th, 5:30pm

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10 thoughts on “18. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

  1. Pingback: Flash Fiction from LindaGHill | Stuff Heard on the Bus

    • You can’t laugh too hard at this. 🙂 And yep, it happens. Take it from someone whose son talks to his imaginary friends on the bus. I’m sure he must scare the bejeezus out of people. hehe

  2. Pingback: 31. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right | inspiration in progress

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