108. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Wednesday, December 17th, 5:00pm
Crystal and Jasmine

 

Crystal: So, like, there’s this woman, right? And she comes in to get her hair cut, and she wearing this SWEATER that’s, like, a man’s or something…

Jasmine: Oh my God!

Crystal: Right? And so I start asking her the usual questions, like do you have kids…or have you always lived in town… and like, what are your upcoming plans…

Jasmine: Yeah, yeah…

Crystal: And she’s, like, 50 or something and she’s wearing absolutely ZERO makeup, and I was expecting her to say somethin’ like, well I’m going Christmas shopping for the grandkids… you know…

Jasmine: Uh huh…

Crystal: And then she’s like, “Oh, I’m going to Japan in a couple of days,” and I’m like, what?

Jasmine: No. Way.

Crystal: I know, right? It was all I could do NOT to blurt it out! Like, totally seriously, this woman doesn’t look like she has two cents to rub together and she’s going to Japan and, get this: you haven’t even heard the best part…

Jasmine: What? What?

Crystal: She told me… get this. I asked her why she’s going and she told me she’s going to Tokyo JUST to SEE a CONCERT…

Jasmine: OH. MY. GOD. You have got to be kidding.

Crystal: I’m dead serious. Can you believe it?

Jasmine: No way.

Crystal: I know….

 

Next stop: Thursday, December 18th, 11:11am

(Based on a true story. 😉 I should have told her I’m a novelist, while I was at it.)

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