Friday, March 13th, 11:00pm
Bella and Alice (and Lily)
Bella: God I hope we don’t see him tonight.
Alice: Which one?
Bella: Pfft, either of them. How do I keep picking such losers?
Alice: You didn’t exactly pick Edward.
Bella: But Edgar I did. What an asshole.
Alice: Maybe he didn’t just stand you up.
Bella: What are you saying, Edward got him and (hooks two fingers on each hand) “made him a vampire”?
Lily: (pops up behind their seat) Good evening ladies.
Alice: What the hell do you want?
Lily: I just thought you’d want to know there’s a maniac on the loose.
Bella: Besides you?
Lily: (hisses) Yes, besides me. She’s been chasing Edward and I around with a stake. She wants to kill us. But we’ll get her first. No need to fear, ladies.
Alice: (wipes forehead) Phew! I was shaking in my boots.
Lily: I can smell sarcasm.
Bella: Wait a minute. Wasn’t I your mortal enemy a few weeks back?
Lily: This one’s more of a threat. I’ll deal with you later. Myself.
Alice: (to Bella) I smell a shitstain. Do you smell a shitstain?
Bella: I thought it was garlic.
Lily hisses and heads for the door.
Next stop: Saturday, March 14th, 9:00pm
Author’s note: These Scenes are written independently, occasionally featuring the same character from a former scene. Please click on the names in the tags to follow a character’s story. (Bella) (Alice) (Lily)