271. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Friday, May 29th, 9:00pm
Gary and Danielle

 

Gary: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who swims?

Danielle: Bob.

Gary: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who water skis?

Danielle: Skip.

Gary: What do you call a dog with no legs?

Danielle: Doesn’t matter.

Gary: Why not?

Danielle: He won’t come to you anyway.

Gary: You’re a real know-it-all, aren’t you?

Danielle: Yep.

Gary: I need new friends.

Danielle: What you need is jokes less than 30 years old.

Gary: Touché

 

Next stop: Saturday, May 30th, 10:00pm

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