Sunday, July 5th, 5:00pm
Armand and Millicent
Millicent: Do you know, I’ve never seen an elephant?
Armand: That’s strange. Not even in a zoo?
Millicent: Indeed, I have not.
Armand: Have you never been to a zoo?
Millicent: I have.
Armand: Were there no elephants at that particular zoo?
Millicent: There were elephants at that particular zoo, but they were hiding in the bushes.
Armand: (wide eyed) In the bushes? Are you quite sure?
Millicent: I’m positive! There were footprints. And they led right into the bushes.
Armand: They must have been very large bushes!
Millicent: They weren’t that big.
Armand: Then how did the elephants hide in them?
Millicent: I was told the elephants were painted with berries. They blended in.
Armand: But… elephants are gray. They are not green!
Millicent: (wide eyed) They’re not?
Armand: Not at all!
Millicent: Well that just goes to show you then. I’ve never seen an elephant!
Next stop: Monday, July 6th, 7:00pm