344. Scenes from the Second Seat on the Right

Monday, August 10th, 7:00pm
Naomi and Jay

 

Naomi: I just want to get home and get drunk.

Jay: Do we have any booze left?

Naomi: What do you mean ‘do we have any booze left’? I bought a 40 ouncer and two mickeys yesterday.

Jay: Oh shit.

Naomi: No. You and your buddies didn’t drink it all last night.

Jay: I can get some more.

Naomi: No you can’t! The liquor store’s closed.

Jay: I’ll make it up to you. I swear.

Naomi: Fuckin’ right you will (hits him over the head with her purse) you fucking asshole! (hits him until he gets up)

Jay: (standing in the aisle) What do you want me to do?

Naomi: Go away! Get outta my sight! And get outta my house!

Jay sits at the back of the bus.

 

Next stop: Tuesday, August 11th, 7:00pm

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