Monday, August 24th, 7:00pm
Jack and Chip
Chip: How’s your new roommate working out? What’s her name again?
Jack: Jill. She’s really weird.
Chip: How so?
Jack: Every night she fills up a bucket of water in the bathtub and takes it to bed with her.
Jack: Yeah. I wouldn’t mind but she sleeps in the basement. She keeps slopping water all over the stairs.
Chip: Maybe you should carry it down for her.
Jack: Pfft. You know me. I’d probably break my neck.
Chip: Good point.
Next stop: Tuesday, August 25th, 7:00pm