Some women deal with their break-ups by drinking wine, some surround themselves with friends and plot how they’re going to let the air out of their ex’s tires. Me, I’m celebrating with a giant bag of Doritos, a bottle of Coke, and a horror movie.
Jeremy was not a nice guy. He started out okay, as most guys do. Why else would I have dated him in the first place? But as time went on he started in with the digs about my weight. We’d be in bed and he’d squeeze my hips and say things like, “That must be the pizza we had tonight,” or “Have you been sneaking chocolate bars again?” I ignored it for the longest time. But eventually it wears on a gal.
Nope, I’m glad Jeremy’s gone. And now I can sit here with my Doritos and not have to deal with the insults. The fact that I burned off a load of calories burying his body in the back yard makes me feel all that much better.
Linda G. Hill 
Loved the ending!
Thanks, Sascha! 🙂
Awesome (and so wrong though) ending. Taken by surprise Almost choked on my tea laughing. Thanks for that 😂😂.
My work here is done. 😉 hehe. Thanks, Stephanie! 😀
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HAHAHA YES!!!!! Love it!
Thank you, Pamela! 😀
A good friend will help you get revenge on your Ex. A great friend will help you hide the body.
Haha! Indeed! It’s like a group workout. 😉 😀
haha!! Love the ending!!
Thanks, Fallon! 😀
Nice twist!
Thanks, Joey! 😀
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