Ain’t got a leg to stand on

“I’m not sayin’ it’s a conspiracy, Jared,” said Jenny as he walked and she rode her electric wheelchair through the grocery store parking lot, “I’m just sayin’ the doctor’s wife was walking on crutches and now she’s not.”

“So? Lots of people’s legs get better.”

“My left one won’t. Doctor took it off. And just last week I saw the doctor’s wife and she’s got the same tattoo on her ankle as I had.”

“You honestly think Dr. Stein would have taken your leg of if there was nothing wrong with it?”

She looked at Jared but said nothing.

“And put it on his own wife instead?”

Jenny shook her head. “I’m just sayin’.”