“Okay Doc, I’m ready for the bad news. What is it?”
“I’m sorry, Charlie, but your condition is fatal.”
“No! No, no, no! It can’t be. Marvin had it last year, and he recovered!”
“Marvin’s not like you. He only has six legs. You’ve got eight.”
“I suppose that’s true. Okay then, Doc, how long have I got?”
“I’m giving you a week. Unless you starve to death before then.
“I’m sorry, Charlie. But a spider with restless leg syndrome isn’t going to be attracting a lot of Marvins.”
Thanks to Barbara for today’s prompt, “Spider!” https://teleportingweena.wordpress.com/2017/01/01/spider-dance-just-jot-it-january-2017/
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