“Do you ever get close to the end of something, but then you’re too tired to finish?”

“Sometimes.”

“Do you ever see a walrus behind the wheel of a car and he runs a red light and you’re, like, what the fuck is that walrus doing with a license?”

“All the time.”

“Do you ever play a game where you ask a completely absurd question to someone and they answer with a straight face?”

“Can’t say I have.”