“I’m not here to amuse you,” she said as she unbuttoned her blouse.
He lay on the bed regarding her silently.
“Which side do you want?”
No answer.
“Okay, I’ll choose.”
When she reclined, he made his move.
“Stop licking my face, or I’ll replace you with a real man.”
Linda G. Hill 
Made me smile. Needed a smile tonight. Thanks!
You’re welcome, my dear. Thank you for your comment. 🙂
“You are more than welcome,” she responded.
Wow. Nice turn.
Thank you. 🙂
lol. makes me think of my dog. but she doesn’t like to lick anyone. unless, one asks nicely for her kiss.
Aww… A real lady then. 🙂