“You don’t like her?”
“No. She rubs me the wrong way.”
“Which way does she rub you?”
“Oh you know. Side to side.”
“Do you prefer to be rubbed up and down?”
“From top to bottom, actually.”
“Hmm. I like the tummy.”
“OOh, and behind the ear is good too.”
Linda G. Hill 
Ha! Love it! 🙂
Thank you, Judy. 🙂
LOL! I can just see the two pets talking 😀