The doctor said it’s natural. It was a difficult appointment, but I feel slightly better now. I suppose I’ll have to tell my family. I wonder how that will go…
Mom, Dad, are you sitting down? I have this thing growing inside me. The doctor said it will come out by itself… No, it’s not a tapeworm.
Mom? Dad? Have you ever seen the movie, Alien?
Wait? Why are you backing away from me? No! Don’t run! You’ll make it come out n– Ahhhh!!!
Yeah. Probably best to just tell them I’m pregnant and get it over and done with.
This is part of The Daily Post prompt – the word of the day is Natural.