Dear Brian (I think that was your name.)
I want to convey my sincere apologies for my husband’s behaviour at the restaurant tonight. I thought you were an excellent waiter. But please understand that my husband is very jealous, so when I complained that my fork was dirty and you licked it clean for me, he thought you were coming on to me.
I’m so sorry he gave you a black eye. I’d like to make it up to you. Please find enclosed with this note a $100 bill and a box of condoms. I’ll be at the motel out on Route 67 by the gas station at 10pm tonight.
The Lady at Table 6
P.S. I hope regular-sized condoms are okay. I took you at your word when you referred to my husband as the bigger dick.
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Ha ha , You are so sincere !
AHAHA Bloody brilliant!
Hahaha!!! Just brilliant!!