“Are you ready for our chaotic day at the shops tomorrow, then?”
“It’s the ‘stores,’ luv. We’re in America now.”
“Oh, all right then. The ‘stores.’ Are we taking the lorry or the car?”
“We’re going to take the truck. We’d better if we’re going to buy a new bed.”
“Right then. Better get the shopping bags out of the boot of the car for the small stuff.”
…
“What’s that sigh for?”
“Nothing, me luv. Did you ask them to close off the lift when we get back?”
“Yes I did. And it’s the ‘elevator.'”
Linda G. Hill 
Ha! My first reaction, though, is to warn them to keep far away from the stores/shops on Black Friday. Far, far away.
Yep. It’s scary out there.
Poor innocent lambs.
Hehe.
🙂
Heh. They’d better be prepared for lots of craziness. I went out to Walmart last night for a few Black Friday deals (they started at 6m). It was really busy!
It’s crazy!