“Okay guys, I’m going in. Gonna take one for the team.”
“But Timmie, you’ll die!”
“Yeah, Timmie! If you break away, chances are you’re not gonna make it!”
“Gordon, Freddie, it’s okay. It was nice knowin’ ya.”
“Noo!! Timmie, nooo!!”
“Oh well, there goes one of the good ones. Aaaand SMOOSH! Okay, who’s up next? Ralph? Ralph? Come on, Ralph, you can beat that fly swatter!”
“Yeah, Ralphie! You’re the quickest one there is!”
“”Okay guys, I’m going in. Gonna take one for the team.”
“But Ralphie, you’ll die!”
“Yeah Ralphie! Or maybe you’ll make it! See ya soon, Ralphie! Aaaand SMOOSH! Man, it’s good these guys have a short memory. Who’s up next? Hey, Marty!”
Linda G. Hill 
LOL! Great twist! I wasn’t expecting it to be flies 😀
Thanks, Jeanne. 😀 I was afraid no one would understand what I was trying to get at with it. 🙂