“Oh my God, Micky, I love your new living room! It’s so dramatic! Let’s make love in it right now.”

“But… George. You’re not gay.”

“Oh, right.”

“Or are you?”

“Of course not!”

“Because not only did you just suggest we have sex, but you used the word “dramatic” to describe my decorating job.”

“I did, didn’t I? Can we sit down for a minute?”

“Why, so you can tell me you’re gay?”

“Would that be so bad?”

“No. Because I am too.”

“Oh my God, really?”

“Uh huh.”

“When were you going to tell your wife?”

“I dunno. I thought maybe she’d figure it out when she sees the living room.”

The Daily Post word of the day is Dramatic.