Flee – A Limerick

There once was a man who would flee
A store with an armful for free
He dodged the alarm
And with oodles of charm
Sent the cops on a goose-chase, yippee!


With careful planning in place,
Mr. Johnson came first in the race,
He took off his clothes
And pointed his nose
And used all his wind to save face.

Spelling Matters, a Limerick

There once was a young man named Rand
Who thought his desert rather bland
He yelled at the waiter
Who just wouldn’t cater
When Rand asked he take back the sand

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Erectile Disfunction, The Limerick

There once was a man called ED
Who got it into his head,
It was time for a change
And so he exchanged
His ED for a handful of meds

Edited. Originally posted in the comments on this article: http://aopinionatedman.com/2014/08/26/i-give-up-2/