“And for my next sleight of hand,” said the prestidigitator, “I will turn this potato into a magician!”
The magician bends, knife in hand, and carves the spud into the shape of a number one.
He opens his palms to present his work of art and says:
“Presto! Digit tater!”
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Linda G. Hill 
LOL! This is a good one! 😀
Wow. Managed to use it so well in 50 words! Love it.
That (haha) was (haha) brilliant! (hahaha)
Thanks, Pam! So glad you didn’t mind me mutilating your favourite word. 😀
LOL! I was expecting something to do with a Mr. Potato Head, but this was better 🙂