“Come here often?”
He said it before he even got his ass parked on the barstool. I was incredulous. “Are you kidding me? Is that the best you can come up with?”
“Well, I could have said, ‘Are you Antarctica? Because my North Pole is attracted to you!'”
I laughed despite myself. We’ve been married ever since.
1. I love a good cheesy pick-up line. They’re fun to make up.
2. I have no plans to write Adult Content fiction pieces for this challenge, but it happens, and it’s sometimes beyond my control if I’m to remain authentic to my muse. I will place a warning in the title of those posts which fall under the AC category.