“Come here often?”
He said it before he even got his ass parked on the barstool. I was incredulous. “Are you kidding me? Is that the best you can come up with?”
“Well, I could have said, ‘Are you Antarctica? Because my North Pole is attracted to you!'”
I laughed despite myself. We’ve been married ever since.
Author’s Notes:
1. I love a good cheesy pick-up line. They’re fun to make up.
2. I have no plans to write Adult Content fiction pieces for this challenge, but it happens, and it’s sometimes beyond my control if I’m to remain authentic to my muse. I will place a warning in the title of those posts which fall under the AC category.
Linda G. Hill 
“Hey baby, do fries come with that shake?” XD
Hahaha! Maybe I should have asked for your advice on this post. 😀
I would marry him for that line too.:-)
Haha! That’s it! I’ll be a professional pick-up line writer for guys! 😀
Thanks, Deb!
Haha. Oh, this was good.
Thanks, Fallon. Glad it gave you a laugh. 🙂
i should steal that line. i think it’s funny. and i have none. lol.