“You know what I admire about you?”
“Wha…what?”
“First, gimme another dringk.”
“Mmmkay.
“Now, whadda you admire about me?”
“You really tell it like it is, you know?”
“Mmmhmm. I do.”
“Like, just tonight. Your wife aksed you if she looked fat in her dress. Am… am I right?”
“You are corr…rect.”
“An’ you told her, ‘Yes. Yes you do look fat in that dress.'”
“Tha’s what I said.”
“So… why are you here in my basement helping me with this bottle of scotch?”
“‘Coz I’m honest! Hey, you got a couch I can sleep on?”
Author’s Notes:
1. Such a tough choice, isn’t it? To be honest or not? I’m thinking one day I might answer the question with fiction. In the meantime I just sit around writing in my slimming dress…
2. I have no plans to write Adult Content fiction pieces for this challenge, but it happens, and it’s sometimes beyond my control if I’m to remain authentic to my muse. I will place a warning in the title of those posts which fall under the AC category.
Linda G. Hill 
Haha. Yes, I can see why he’s in someone else’s basement. 😉
I guess sometimes honesty isn’t always the policy, huh?