Mary was standing at a bus stop, minding her own business, when a stranger approached her and asked her to take off her sunglasses. She did.
“You have the most beautiful eyes,” the man said breathlessly.
“I don’t have enough change to pay your fare,” she replied.
Sighing, the stranger moved on to the next person in line, who happened to be another man. The stranger walked away three minutes later with a bloody nose.
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Linda G. Hill 
Lovely story.
Thank you. 🙂
Highly amusing. While normally I’d be sad that she didn’t just accept the compliment, I get the feeling that she’s seen this man before and knew his tricks.
Love the ending.
Thank you. 🙂
Haha! I’m surprised it took him three minutes to end up with a bloody nose. Though I am slightly curious as to what exactly led up to the bloody nose.
I think he just had it coming. 😛 hehe
lol. poor fella.
Yep, some guys just can’t catch a break. 😛