“Oh look, here comes a witness. You were behind me at the intersection. What do you think? Was it obvious I was going to pull out?”
“Obvious you were going to pull out? What the hell are you talking about? Before you did move forward, you backed into me!”
“See? I told you. We collided because I had no idea what you intended to do. You, Sir, are up the river without a paddle.”
“It’s up the creek, shithead.”
3 thoughts on “Obvious, Part 2”
This had me chuckling. Well done.