“There are no original stories under the sun,” said the alien, as she sat upon a sea-sprayed rock.
“That’s a rather narrow view,” said the sea serpent.
The alien shrugged. “It’s true.”
“Well then,” said the sea serpent, “why don’t you go talk to the accountant in my belly?” And the sea serpent ate the alien.
“Hello,” said the alien, once adequately digested. “You must be the accountant.”
“What was your first clue?” asked the man, looking up from his adding machine.
“I assumed you were the only one in here.”
“I probably am,” said the accountant as he went back to his work.
“The sea serpent and I were discussing stories, and how there is nothing new. Do you agree?”
“No. I think there is everything new, just as there are always new calculations to be made.”
“Would you two shut up already?” came the booming voice of the sea serpent.
“But you told me to discuss it with my new friend here, Mr…”
“Mr. Blankenship,” replied the accountant.
“How unoriginal,” said the alien.
The accountant only smiled.
This post is prompted by the Daily Post, and Tuesday Use It In A Sentence, where this week the word is “narrow.” Click on the word above to check it out!