“Poor frozen Willy was a chilly little guy. He normally lives somewhere warm and humid, but one day he found himself out in the cold. It turns out his owner got drunk and…”
“Honey?”
“Yeah, Babe?”
“Why does every story you tell me before bed have to be about your penis?”
“Who said it’s about my penis? It’s actually about a penguin.”
“A penguin who lives somewhere warm?”
“Sure.”
“…”
“Okay. I’m just trying to get you in the mood.”
“Talking about your cold little penis is not going to do the trick.”
“Hmm… A poor but massive and overheated horse…”
Linda G. Hill 
“This was a real smiler,” she giggled. “BTW — there are penguins who live in South Africa . . .”
I thought there were penguins in a warm climate somewhere… 😛 Thanks, my dear. 🙂
Lol!
😀
LOL. poor guy.
Hehe! 😀