unvalentine’s day

…and now it’s time
to switch off my lamp
i’ve closed my book
and slipped on my pjs
with my glass of water
and my pills
on my bedside table
i ate too much
for comfort’s sake
the ice cream
and cake
and all the other stuff
i don’t want to think of
because i loved myself
because i ain’t got no one
to cuddle with
except my teddy bear
on this cold february night
nor all day
just me
and my comfort food
and my book
and now my pjs and water and pills
and i switch off my lamp
it’s time…
…to sleep…
…until february…
fifteen…th

wtf?

“Wait.”

“Wait what?”

“That.”

“That what?”

That!

That what? What are you talking about, man?”

“Can’t you taste that?”

“Taste… what? We’re walking down the street, we’re not even eating anything… what the fuck?”

“Calm down, man. I guess I had some pepper left over from dinner.”

“And why the fuck should I be able to taste it?”

“Well it was kinda strong.”

mirage

this world is a whitewashed place
with no corners, no curves
just endless void of colour
for time unsummed

but then

a glimmer,
is that a spot of darkness?
a punctuation upon the snowbound plain?
a figure…

no

it’s only
the hope to which I cling
a mirage that tells me eternally
don’t give up

Do you ever?

“Do you ever get close to the end of something, but then you’re too tired to finish?”

“Sometimes.”

“Do you ever see a walrus behind the wheel of a car and he runs a red light and you’re, like, what the fuck is that walrus doing with a license?”

“All the time.”

“Do you ever play a game where you ask a completely absurd question to someone and they answer with a straight face?”

“Can’t say I have.”

red – a haiku

flame

soothe my mind with wine
and within my heart and soul
tranquility lives

Oasis – a 50 word story

Walking down the sidewalk with my shopping bags in hand, you’d think I have everything I need. But then there’s you. On the other side of the busy street, chatting with your friends and seemingly having fun. But I know you’re not. You can’t be. Because I’m way over here.

This post was inspired by Tuesday Use It In A Sentence, hosted this week by My Loving Wife at A Word Adventure. Click the link and join in!

Aloha Grace

Aloha Grace envisioned a place
with palm trees and white sandy beaches

In her room was a poster; she sat and imagined
the sea and the man she would meet there

For Aloha Grace lived in the arctic,
where the sun shone an hour a day

From this frozen tundra she needed escape
the moment she came of an age

Aloha Grace stepped off of the plane
and she breathed in the smell of the ocean

A half hour later her toes in the sand,
in the shade of a palm tree she stood

Then Aloha Grace, with the sun in her face
met the man she was destined to fall for

But a one-night stand left her colder than ice
and she realised the beach and the palm trees had lied

Aloha Grace went home in disgrace
pregnant and husbandless too

Down came the poster and down went the sun
for the grass is no greener than snow.

Unfortunate – a 40 word story

It all started with a fortune cookie: buying the lottery ticket; winning the jackpot; getting on the rocket, then landing on the moon… If she’d have shut up about that damned fortune cookie, we might not have left her there.

fingers – #SoCS

each morning at seven

she enters my store

and I watch as she

fingers the cherries

with her long blood-red nails

and her lips glistening the colour of wine

and her miles of stockinged legs

in scarlet stilettos

and I swear to myself

that one day I will

step up like a man

like the man that I am

and tell her

I love her

and I’ll love her even more

if

she’ll stop playing with my cherries

and play with my grapes

instead.

Stream of Consciousness Saturday – find it here.

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Amusing, a 50 word story

“I’m not here to amuse you,” she said as she unbuttoned her blouse.

He lay on the bed regarding her silently.

“Which side do you want?”

No answer.

“Okay, I’ll choose.”

When she reclined, he made his move.

“Stop licking my face, or I’ll replace you with a real man.”